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Dear George 5

16th October 2016


Dear George,

The sun is still shining over here, my word it is rather splendid. Why oh why did we not organise a few more jollies in this direction instead of shlepping it over to Frau Merkel’s in the sodding rain of a damp February morning? I’m sure the Maldivians would have been interested in hearing about our plans to adapt to climate change, what with most of their land being lower than the ethical standards of Trump in a brothel. Speaking of whom, the fillies here are rather, well, suitably pleasing on the eye in that dusky way of theirs. I don’t mind telling you, a rather pretty little thing brought breakfast this morning and I have to confess, I rather thought of a decent spanking, but not the sort we were used to back in the old days? Gosh, I do think the sun is rather working havoc with the old hormones.

So whats up with Blighty now that St. Theresa’s been given the keys to the money ‘printing presses’? I know you never believed that bullshit about austerity, but I think her blessed Saintness did not get the irony in cabinet when we talked about budget deficit reduction. I should have known that her blank face was not due to a lack of sense of humour, although God knows she is about as much fun as one’s morning ablutions following a hot chilli wings competition in Walsall, no it was because…and bugger me with a pineapple, she was taking us seriously when we said “there is no money”. Christ, what the blue fuck does she think money actually is? Does she think the Treasury is stuffed to the gunnels with dubloons, shekels and gold sovereigns? Did she really believe that to bail out the NHS you have to actually go running down Whitehall with a wheelbarrow stuffed full of gold coins to Richmond House like some demented Pirate in a Treasure burying race in which the loser donates a still attached testicle to a rabies crazed crocodile? Its one of the few things I’ll regret in leaving office. We should have made it clearer we were only joking, it seems we should have spelled it out. Austerity was for keeping the plebs in check, not for putting one’s granny out on the street because some tosser in a local authority paid the rent for a jihadi inclined immigrant in Barking (or some such). No more money for the NHS? What! You must be livid. We were always going to bail out the NHS, but you were keeping that until 2020.

Weren’t you?

Perhaps we are getting her all wrong, perhaps its the same tactic. Scare the living bejesus out of the lower orders and then pull it out, rabbit like, just before the next election?  I just was saying to one of the medics Sam and I employ just the other day, that all would be well with the NHS. The poor would always be looked after. Granted, they might have to wait a bit longer in AE and for cancer care…but not all cancers are quick killers anyway. A bit of wait would do some of them good. They’d get a sense of the value they are getting for free as they wait and reflect on what damn fine value is the NHS. Rupert (M…not old Prince Rupert zu Loewenstein who sadly passed away – god he could throw a bash) says the middle classes like to use insurance anyway. We do so as a matter of course for just about everything else, so its just a bit of molly coddling that they need to be weaned off.

Like a piglet off a teat.

Except we should use a taser to their gonads to do the job. Sometimes I fucking hate the middle class. At least the working class know they are swivel eyed goonbuckets with a penchant for a supersize bucket of KFC, duty free cigarettes and celebrity wankfests passed off as chat shows, dancing and the culinary arts which feature handling a bag of flour and a whisk as the summit of their pathetic achievement (don’t tell Sam I said that, chuffed to bits when she won of course, but its not international diplomacy, nuclear physics or organising an orgy in a nunnery for the over sixties celebrant). The middle class? Fuck ‘em. You know those country suppers back in old Chipping Norton? We had fun with Jezzer and Tony (before that little incident on Top Gear involving a steak, baby oil and a well greased dildo). I always thought Cherie came across as bit of jumped up middle class tart, y’know the sort. Called to the Bar, and thinks she’s mother bloody Theresa (the dead one, not her blessed saintliness now at the helm).

Oh, I know you won’t tell, but my chap found this headed paper in my luggage as he unpacked. Shame to waste it. Hilary’s emails? Now thats a piss take.

Pip pip,


PS. Boris. The bastard, I always knew he’d written two very different articles on Brexit. Et Tu Boris? Whats latin for ‘Cunt’?

Health and Social Care – the Tory Legacy

Health and Social Care – the Tory Legacy:


David Cameron appeared in jovial mood both in the commons and on the steps of number 10 when he recently left office. Cameron joked at his last prime minister’s questions in the House:

other than one meeting this afternoon with Her Majesty the Queen, my diary for the rest of the day is remarkably light“.

He listed his achievements in office and seemed not to be too bothered to be leaving.

It is not clear whether people, especially frail older people, will be so sanguine about his record.

When it comes to health and social care, ‘the nasty party’s’ record is appalling. Following largely on the heels of the Health and Social Care Act 2012 and Osborne’s deficit reduction targets for the public sector, and in the face of increasing demand, we have what Roy Lilley (2013) predicted, and called, ‘The big blue bit of doom’:

His diagram was prescient, as two reports below indicate. This is having an effect on staffing levels and thus on the quality of care people get.

 Jim Mackay, CEO of NHS Improvement, recently was reported in the Health Service Journal (July 2016):

“…Trusts exceeding the 1:8 nurse to patient ratio could be told “we can’t afford that”.  

Trusts, he suggested, should not automatically spend money on new staff or better facilities on the basis of a CQC report or in an attempt to meet Royal College standards.

Janet Davies CE of the RCN stated in reply

This gives completely the wrong message to trusts, whose boards are responsible for the care, treatment and safety of their patients, by suggesting that finances are more important than patient care”.

 I’m afraid in the current context that major decision makers do think finances are more important than the quality of patient care.


The King’s Fund (2016) reports:


  1. NHS providers and commissioners ended 2015/16 with a deficit of £1.85 billion – the largest aggregate deficit in NHS history
  2. The scale of the deficit signifies a system buckling under the strain of huge financial and operational pressures.
  3. The principal cause of the deficit is that funding has not kept pace with the increasing demand for services


The 2016 ADASS (Directors of Adult Social Services) budget survey report states:


  1. Funding doesn’t match increased needs for, and costs of, care for older and disabled people.
  2. More people’s lives are affected by reductions in social care funding. The quality of care is compromised: 82% of Directors report that more providers already face quality challenges as a result of the savings being made.
  3. Directors are increasingly unclear where the funding needed will come from.
  4. The continuity of the care market is under threat. Providers are increasingly selling up, closing homes or handing back the contract for the care they deliver to older or disabled people.
  5. Investment in prevention is being further squeezed.
  6. Reduction in funding for social care has wider impact. Directors feel that negative consequences due to budget cuts have already been felt right across health and social care and agreed particularly strongly with statements regarding issue faced by the wider sector:
  • 85% thought that the NHS is under increased pressure
  • 84% thought providers are facing financial difficulty
  • 85% thought providers face quality challenges


NICE produced the original safe staffing guidance, centred on the idea that 1:8 was acceptable, provided somebody could wave a ‘red-flag’ and additional staff summoned. The guidance was based on the work of Anne Marie Rafferty et-al, who never said 1:8 was safe, it will not be.

Roger Watson (editor of Journal of Advanced Nursing), wrote for The Conversation UK on a recent study:  https://theconversation.com/youre-more-likely-to-survive-hospital-if-your-nurse-has-a-degree-61838 and thus provides more evidence of the strong correlation between education and outcomes. My worry is that in the UK we have drifted into ‘policy’ based evidence rather than EBP. Safe staffing levels may well be decided by finance directors (what can we afford) rather than sound evidence. This reminds me of the climate change ‘debate’ of which Roger Pielke applies the ‘iron law of economics’:

When policies on emissions reductions collide with policies focused on economic growth, economic growth will win out every time. Climate policies should flow with the current of public opinion rather than against it, and efforts to sell the public on policies that will create short-term economic discomfort cannot succeed if that discomfort is perceived to be too great. Calls for asceticism and sacrifice are a nonstarter.”

So ‘when policies on nurse staffing collide with policies focused on deficit reduction, deficit reduction will win out every time. Staffing policies will flow with the current of finance directors/CEOs opinion, and efforts to sell them policies that may cost them cannot succeed if that cost is perceived to be too great’.

A question is that while there is a perception that degree nurses and lower nurse patient ratios will increase the wage bill, while not providing savings ‘on the bottom line’ then we have a political battle not an evidence battle. The externalities of FDs and CEOs decisions fall onto individuals, families and nurses rather than the organisations balance sheet. Do we have metrics that force the financial externalities back into the equation, or is there evidence that hospitals see this evidence and are changing staffing practice?

The Tory Legacy is that we are still chasing a target of deficit reduction within a wider ideology that is suspicious of public sector provision at best. The drift is towards more private provision with perhaps a base line that the tax payer pays and a system of tops ups and private insurance schemes. This will be sold as “we cannot afford the NHS as it is” to cover for much further privatisation, marketization and a return to individualising, rather than socialising, risk. Health and Social Care as we knew it is over. If you or your parents need caring for in older age, or if you need non urgent surgery, you will need to save more money to pay for it, take out private insurances, top up your pensions or pay more tax.

NEETS, Nitwits and the nasty party.

(Above: The Unemployed get dressed up before going on the piss)


The latest PR wheeze by Cameron and his cronies in the ‘nasty party’ is to focus on feckless teenagers who cant be arsed to get out of bed to work for a living. Just in case we forget, the great recession and the rise in our debt was caused by hordes of behooded ‘yoof’, no doubt high on drugs but low on ambition, hanging about in shopping malls terrorising respectable hard working families, when they are not masturbating in their bedrooms until midday, with their music, hairstyles and Harry Stiles. Why should I struggle to get out of bed and sell my labour to the lowest bidder while those not in education, employment or training (NEET) waste their golden years moaning about low pay, the price of fags and spots? 

The GBP (Great British Public) are revolting. Not in the way that oiks incur revulsion to the upper classes, rather revolting as in “we are seriously dismayed by the actions of our betters in their tax affairs and we might just think about this for a while, well when we say ‘a while’ we mean until some no talent celebrity steals the headlines by being caught shagging, snorting coke or getting their tits out“. Just in case some of this dismay metamorphosises into something more ‘radical’, such as voting UKIP, the GBP needs new meat.


So in response, and to head off criticism of cheeky boy George Osborne going on telly to suggest tax avoidance schemes, Lynton Crosby (PR Guru to the clueless toffs) may well have prompted Cameron to go after teens. Especially those who live in the North and Midlands where ‘tory’ is a term of abuse. It turns out that the councils with most ‘neets’ are those in the north and midlands, with very very few in Tory held areas. I wonder if there is a connection between post industrial collapse and unemployment? I wonder if there is a connection between pissing off voters in areas where you have no hope of winning, stoking the fears and prejudices of natural supporters and wavering ‘hard working families’ in marginals and areas where you have strong support, and a longer term election strategy?

Is there any evidence that workfare schemes for young people of this nature…sorry, low pay/slave labour schemes…actually work? Evidence? Apologies, if I seem to suggest that public policy is based on evidence rather than PR and ideology. According to Jonathan Portes of the National Institute for Economic and Social Research, compulsory community work for the unemployed do not work.

But I digress. the real story is the diversionary nature of this chav baiting story. Get the oiks talking about the undeserving underclass, rather than a continued forensic examination of the unequal distribution of power, wealth, income and opportunities.

Please remember that Cameron is not just a PM he is a PRM, a ‘Public Relations Minister’.

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